Helmut gets a push
As a group SMBC members are nothing if not helpful. Here Helmut is having trouble with his Harley. Plenty of juice in the battery, but nothing happens when he pushes the starter. Note how many people are in the first image. Note how many were actually pushing the heavy beast. Of course at least two of us had a good excuse: we were taking pictures!
Dan took these from a different angle, getting a better handle on the difference between helpers and gawkers!